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My week in tweets! (2010-09-06)

Swass! — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Is is just me or do 80% of live albums suck worse than the in-studio albums? And are they still called "albums?" #
Pastrami before & after. http://yfrog.com/mx6rtdj http://yfrog.com/jyxqytj #

My week in tweets! (2010-08-30)

Swass! — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:01:00 +0000

I'm at Jimmy John's – Valley Park (922 Meramec Station Rd., Hwy 141, Valley Park). http://4sq.com/70A9Rq #
Words to live by for the self-aware: http://yfrog.com/na3ghtj #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I'm at Subway. #
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: If my dad created the world in 7 days he must've spent 3 of those days working on Beyonce's ass. Damn. #
Hot Fuzz quotes will see you through the day. RT @rahulastrohl: I knew school was gonna require a lotta work but this shit just got real #
With few other options tomorrow, I prepare to embrace the suck. #
Watched this on DVD while cooking breakfast today. Seems to fit today thematically. http://j.mp/9TDaVr #
Think my inbox is gonna explode with the next "network updates" email I get from linkedin.com. Still trying the embrace the suck. #
Best Cajun seasoning ever; RT @bayoumagicfoods: Bayou Magic Tweet Treats tm Buy 10 get 2 free , product changes daily http://bit.ly/b36PMb #
Well. That happened. #
Just reported a jam on State Hwy 30, Murphy. My mood: sleepy, http://bit.ly/d7puML using @waze – Social GPS. #
I don't just love my wife; I really like her. #
I'm at Bobby's Place (108 Meramec Valley Plaza, At Hwy 141, Valley Park). http://4sq.com/bNenlr #
I just ousted @nicmassny as the mayor of Bobby's Place on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bNenlr #
Tonight's church youth group is off the chain! http://yfrog.us/5nt3uz #
More church fun. http://yfrog.us/n341dz #
Always amazed how emotional exhaustion can equal physical exhaustion. #
Looks like Sir-Mix-A-Lot got around to penning that memoir. http://t.co/7NMDx9I via @amazon #
Just reported a police trap on I- 270, Des Peres, http://bit.ly/csHAef using @waze – Social GPS. #
Just reported a police trap on Olive Blvd, Creve Coeur, http://bit.ly/dksP6k using @waze – Social GPS. #
I'm at Five Guys Burgers and Fries (790 North New Ballas Road, New Ballas and Olive, St. Louis). http://4sq.com/5SXT56 #
Checking out the wife's new awesome office! So proud of this girl. She rocks. (@ Creve Coeur Counseling Associates) http://4sq.com/bHN24Y #
I'm at Artmart. http://4sq.com/agQnuW #
I'm at Borders- Sunset Hills (10990 Sunset Hills Plaza, at Watson Road, Sunset Hills). http://4sq.com/6pFbjF #
I'm at sports authority (Gravois bluffs, Fenton). http://4sq.com/d4aLq9 #

My week in tweets! (2010-08-23)

Swass! — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 11:01:00 +0000

I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I think someone pulled off of the Oregon Trail and used the men's restroom at my workplace. Because it smells like death and dysentery. #
One day after squats, muscle soreness has me rocking the patented double-pimp limp. #
Shoulders 'n traps. (@ Anytime Fitness) http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I'm a big Razorbacks fan. I'm not a fan of stupid. Death threats to @reneegork sets a new standard in stupid. http://goo.gl/VHqE #shame #
I don't know when all pop music became techno club shit. I don't like that I wasn't consulted on this first. #
Annnd I just got called for jury duty. Guess they want a hung jury. #
Giganto-Cat lives! http://yfrog.com/0wqajij #
Yay! Just got invited to the exclusive Node community run by my bromance, Chris Hardwick (@nerdist). Stalking has never been so easy! #
"The Tillman Story," a documentary about Pat Tillman, looks like it's shaping up to be a must-see: http://goo.gl/qrJy #
I just unlocked the "School Night" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bEs0wE #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I'm at Crepes, etc (52 Maryland Plaza, Kingshighway, St. Louis). http://4sq.com/cKhrqp #
I just unlocked the "Bravo Newbie" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bafpEV #
I just unlocked the "Real Housewife" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bsnyvG #
Rocking out w/Shannon & Anna's birthday celebration. (@ Scape w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/6jxgBY #
I'm at QuikTrip (1617 Hwy 30, High Ridge). http://4sq.com/7nHgFr #
I just ousted @scottroberts as the mayor of QuikTrip on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/7nHgFr #
I. Want. Waffles. (@ IHOP Restaurant) http://4sq.com/4Q6lKX #
Naps rule. #
@popcap_games Now WHERE have I seen this before? #plantsvszombies http://yfrog.us/jvbf2z #
Cheat meal bliss. (@ 5 Guys Burgers & Fries) http://4sq.com/4YWGwc #
Today's creations: oven-roasted chicken and brown rice jambalaya with turkey sausage and some of the aforementioned chicken. #

My week in tweets! (2010-08-16)

Swass! — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Just filled out the Outlook calendar with the #Bears schedule for the year. Yeah. I'm ready for some football. #
Lunch-time endorphins. (@ Anytime Fitness) http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I try to be open-minded, but NFL viking WR Husain Abdullah? You're an idiot. http://goo.gl/uKJw #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
@HamzaAbdullah41 Studied it well. All I ask is you educate yourself on Korey Stringer. Be safe. in reply to HamzaAbdullah41 #
@HamzaAbdullah41 For you and Husain! http://goo.gl/zW82 #Ramadan #beblessed #behydrated in reply to HamzaAbdullah41 #
RT@luvstef: Hysterical! Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office http://bit.ly/cM1f4L | http://thechive.com” #
@luvstef I love that the driver behind Lady Escalation got their order like nothing happened! #McRage #thankyoudrivethrough in reply to luvstef #
Horrible night for a curse, good night for a run. #Castlevania (@ Anytime Fitness) http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
#newcommandment Thou shalt not use Comic Sans as thine default font in Outlook. It doesn't make thou jaunty. Just douchey. #
RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #newcommandment You are not my homeboy. You are a stalker. #
Still don't believe in grand and wheeling cosmos with an admiral at the helm, but today, I'm reminded that when it rains, it pours. #
@luvstef Same here! But I'm digging the new layout for Contacts…if only Tasks were more seamlessly integrated… in reply to luvstef #
@geektrooper Need more federally funded Tall-nuts and Spikerocks. @popcap_games in reply to geektrooper #
@RavingToyManiac Uh-oh. Activa runs? Or as I call it, a case of Jamie Lee Colitis? in reply to RavingToyManiac #
Yep, iPhone's got The Clap for that. @DaveZinczenko [survey:] Men who use iPhones have more sexual partners than Blackberry/Android users. #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
I just ousted Kevin W. as the mayor of Anytime Fitness on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Today's mile-time: 6:33. At this rate, I'll probably merge with the Speed Force next Wednesday. #
Simultaneously pleased but ashamed of my vague feeling of superiority now that I'm @foursquare mayor of my @anytimefitness. #
I just unlocked the "I'm on a boat!" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d1aX7E #
Jon Stewart exposing Double-Talk Express. And in other news, Sarah Palin still an anti-intellectual idiot. http://goo.gl/AQhG #
Calling in to a conference call while waiting on fajitas. (@ Iggy's Mexican Cantina) http://4sq.com/5MnHCN #
Ah, so clock size DOES matter! “@PopSci: Saudi Arabia Unveils World's Biggest Clock in Mecca…to Replace Greenwich with 'Mecca Time'” #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Some kinda accident at I-44 & 141 north… #
Verily I say unto thee: let's rock, whores. (@ Bobby's Place) http://4sq.com/bNenlr #
I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9XDkZT #
Must. Get. Poster. For. Office. http://yfrog.com/9hl3wfj #
In the mood for banana peppers on a turkey sammich. (@ Subway) http://4sq.com/blx3ji #
Insightful review on Scott Pilgrim reviews. http://m.npr.org/story/129150813 #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Sorry, but your soda is in another castle! http://yfrog.com/bfbj3pj #
Foursquare Gym Rat badge unlocked! Level up! http://goo.gl/l8QK #
RT @JhonenV: Friday the 13th [is] so commercialized. Am I the ONLY one left who spends this day jamming pitchforks into people having sex? #
#ff Tweeps who make me smile: @RavingToyManiac @OAFE @luvstef @kpereira @nerdist @oliviamunn @richeisen #
"Phenomenon" never looks like it's spelled right. #justsayin #
Talked about Moses this morning, went outside, found locusts. Must learn to harness my powers for good. http://yfrog.com/j3xttpj #
Awk-ward. http://goo.gl/ZSna #
This product is a destroyer of all things good in the world. Well, at least two good things in the world. http://j.mp/c5vgHa #
Smoked mustard chicken FTW. #

My week in tweets! (2010-08-09)

Swass! — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Homemade pastrami. Epic win. #
@kpereira You should try watching it while obliviated. Numbs the dumb. in reply to kpereira #
Old Tina Fey commercial shows that you can be much hotter in your 40's than you were in your 20's. http://goo.gl/y5k7 #
New Gillette ad has a dude interviewing half-naked men in a locker room & talking about tugging and pulling. Gayest campaign evar. #
#urbandictionaty WOTD: "stall stall," an act I refer to as a "Mexican sit-off," or adjectivally, being "poop-shy." http://goo.gl/eKVM #
The BRILLIANT Jake Johannsen at the Westport Funnybone tomorrow night! Who wants to come along? #
I'm at Lion's Choice (12010 Olive Blvd, Emerson Rd, Creve Coeur). http://4sq.com/4E4CJc #
End of an era. Canceled my #MySpace account today. Hadn't used it remotely in two years. #
I was saddened that the Lion's Choice on Olive & 270 didn't have their trademark fish-food pellet-style ice. Best ice evar. #
I'm at jimmy johns (olive, olivette). http://4sq.com/5Qiqzr #
No salt at this @jimmyjohns? You're killin' me, Smalls! #
I'm at West Port Funny Bone (614 Westport Plaza, St. Louis). http://4sq.com/bIvir3 #
RT @blairherter: This. Is. The. Greatest. Movie. Tagline. In. The. History. Of. Fucking. Everything. http://twitgoo.com/1g68gz #
Goddammit, #Target You're making me boycott you and your awesome graphic tees at affordable prices! http://j.mp/a8ks00 #
Garlic knots ftw! (@ Racanelli's Pizza) http://4sq.com/9jcL3V #
I just ousted Kartik P. as the mayor of Racanelli's Pizza on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9jcL3V #
@HowardSternFan Them too. I can get stuff on the Internet cheaper than at Best Buy. And the checkout lane is faster. in reply to HowardSternFan #
Today's book for research for a story I'm writing not about ants, "Adventures Among Ants." http://j.mp/b2Vm5v #
About the enjoy the awesome thespian stylings of Ben Nordstrum in "Promises, Promises." Kick-ass orchestra seats, Ben–thanks! (@ Stages) #
Idea of the day: microblogging social networking site devoted exclusively to lesbians. I'll name it Twatter. #
Re-introed creatine & glutamine this morning.Wreaked havoc on the stomach. GYM PRO-TIP: worst workout on upset stomach days? Squats. #
On today's menu: jalapeño-infused, maple-smoked turkey with jalapeño-peach-mango sauce. Om to the nom, bitches. http://yfrog.com/mquxmrj #

My week in tweets! (2010-08-02)

Swass! — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:01:00 +0000

I'm at Jimmy John's – Valley Park (922 Meramec Station Rd., Hwy 141, Valley Park). http://4sq.com/70A9Rq #
I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/btu7D6 #
Ode to Michael Scott: http://yfrog.com/jatx9j #
Lunch all up in here. (@ Corner Pub & Grill) http://4sq.com/841dZ1 #
Attention Cleveland! Order your Rapelisberger T-shirt now! http://goo.gl/ZQM3 #
Nike tells women to embrace their asses. And if you don't, I volunteer my services. http://yfrog.com/jxfkekqj #
@Mujahadeen87 Has to be intentional. Hoagie Carmichael made this song popular… (YouTube http://youtu.be/yoT-XPt-xFU?a) #
Rocky III on while house-cleaning. Mr. T is badassed, but Clubber Lang is to badassed as @sarajayxxx is to regular asses. #
#urbandictionary WOTD: "traffic tetris." http://j.mp/aXyUKA #
PSA: don't stick a lighter up your nose & ignite it. http://j.mp/dcGAvR #

My week in tweets! (2010-07-26)

Swass! — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Last night's dream: doing a presentation in front of the entire company; busted out a Smooth Criminal lean right in the middle of it. wtf? #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Hemsworth totally bulked-up to play #Thor I wonder if the NPC considers Mjolnir to be an all-natural supplement? http://goo.gl/Ki94 #
I favorited a YouTube video — Mario and Mr. T Sing by Accident http://youtu.be/2v-v3jh-Cco?a #
SPLINTER CELL!!!! RT @NECA_TOYS: Something you haven't seen yet http://tweetphoto.com/34073688 #
Epic. Whale. http://goo.gl/I2yv #
R136a1? Monster star? Maybe. Remember the original explanation for Jupiter's red spot: spilled tomato juice. Just sayin' http://goo.gl/OguG #
I'm at Jimmy John's – Valley Park (922 Meramec Station Rd., Hwy 141, Valley Park). http://4sq.com/70A9Rq #
The most touching lullaby you'll ever hear. "Lullaby" by Stephen Lynch (http://bit.ly/8XgCo3) #pandora #
Nothing like happy hour with fri–FUCK IT'S LOUD HERE. (@ Bobby's Place) http://4sq.com/bNenlr #
QOTD: "Cock, coke, what's the difference? You blow it all." @annamader #
Aww man…am I an eau d'ouche? http://j.mp/bYDBXf #
About to see "Inception." At first thought it was a Rex Grossman biopic called "Interception." (@ Great Escape Theatre) #
Although not quite perfect, I wish more summer action pics demanded as much out of their audience's brain cells as "Inception." Good show. #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Personal best sub 8-minute mile today (7:48). w00tage. #
@nerdist But what I need is a USB drive that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. in reply to nerdist #

My week in tweets! (2010-07-19)

Swass! — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Yay! Soccer is over! Haven't seen this much fuss over a cup since the third Indiana Jones flick. Bring on training camp! #
Somebody needs to get laid. http://goo.gl/qQc1 #
"Sorry about your pending disappointment." #5wordsbeforesex #
I favorited a YouTube video — DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!! http://youtu.be/MX0D4oZwCsA?a #
@Jesus_M_Christ "Through the Wormhole." Watch this vid on The God Helmet (no, not what Joel Osteen calls his wang). http://goo.gl/mhlG #
D: @Melinda1975 very intuitive. You'll never go back to pc. And you can get ms office apps for it too! in reply to Melinda1975 #
I WILL get the hang of direct messaging tweeps. Someday. #intarwebfail #
Happy Hour! (@ Bobby's Place) http://4sq.com/bNenlr #
Couldn't support a business that claims putting women in charge is equal to pedophilia. http://nyti.ms/aPtFZ5 #
Can't decide what's more offensive: that The Klan has a giftshop or its poor graphic design sensibilities. http://www.ozarkcraft.net/ #
Semi-Circle of Doom: http://yfrog.com/5zl4zj #

My week in tweets! (2010-07-12)

Swass! — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:01:00 +0000

I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Squint & you can see the Mohawk. Need to work on the tan to increase my Mr. T factor, though. http://yfrog.com/3zspbrj #
I'm at McAlister's Deli Fenton (170 Gravois Bluffs Circle Dr, Fenton). http://4sq.com/bTYAHu #
I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cnBBP7 #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Dear Guy Who Invented the Trap Bar: Thanks. I was tired of getting squished during shrugs. Sincerely, My Junk. #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #
Urban tailor business names: "99 Problems but a Stitch Ain't One." #
Couldn't complete morning workout. Either approaching burnout or earth's rotation too close to a red sun. I think it's the latter. #
I'm at Jimmy John's – Lindbergh (10566 Baptist Church Rd.‎, St. Louis). http://4sq.com/b33rdK #
I'm at Fantasy Shop (10560 Baptist Church Rd, Lindbergh, St Louis). http://4sq.com/bvxTGc #
If @jimmyjohns had a badge in #foursquare I'd be a veritable Barney Fife. (@ Jimmy John's – Valley Park) http://4sq.com/70A9Rq #
I'm at Starbucks (922 Meramec Station Rd, St Louis). http://4sq.com/9IDeNm #
OM NOM NOM! (@ Racanelli's Pizza) http://4sq.com/9jcL3V #

My week in tweets! (2010-07-05)

Swass! — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:01:00 +0000

Bad: breaking your iPhone 3G when no iPhone 4's are around. Awesome: snagging an iPhone 4 this morning. #love #
After a day enjoying the iPhone 4's Retina display, the only thing that can possibly compare to its majestic beauty? Boobs. #
I'm at Anytime Fitness. http://4sq.com/bubNcL #