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McG Toyman

July 11, 2009

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Jack Nimball that is. Get it? As in “Jack be nimble,” one of the first usages of Ebonics in children’s nursery rhymes. Doesn’t really make sense to have him named after a nursery rhyme that has nothing to do with toys, as the Toyman didn’t [...]

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McG Superman

July 11, 2009

What can you say about Superman that hasn’t already been said? The guy is a living (well, fictionally living) god, the Jesus-figure created by a couple of Jewish kids. I originally thought of going off on the Super Friends version of Superman, that the team was just a bunch of hangers-on compared to Superman’s nigh-invincibility. [...]

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McG Steel

July 11, 2009

There’s a whole site out there devoted to comic book covers that show Superman being a dick. You know, like Superman has Lois bent over his knee and is slapping her ass, with a little word balloon that says something like, “Beer me, poon!” or something equally derogatory. So what if you were on the [...]

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McG Parasite

July 11, 2009

Back in the day, the Silver Age Parasite looked kinda like a purple zit with green trunks. Kinda like the Hulk on a bad day. Withered up. With his colors flopped.
Then Parasite got big. And creepy as shit. I mean, look at those needle-teeth, man…they give me the jibblies just looking at them. If he [...]

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McG President Lex Luthor

July 11, 2009

Would you vote for this man? Come to think of it, have we ever had a bald president? We had Eisenhower–who, unlike Luthor–wasn’t so hot on the whole military industrialist concept–and I suppose you could say that Gerald Ford was bald, but I say bullshit. The guy was balding, but not bald. Fred Thompson? The [...]

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McG Lex Luthor, Bronze Age

July 11, 2009

What’s the deal with purple + green = evil? I mean, we have Joker, Lex, Green Goblin, the Riddler, and the 1993 Milwaukee Bucks. The only two good guys who are green and purple are the Hulk and Grape Ape. I’m open to theories.
Modern America knows Lex as a business man or a real estate [...]

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McG Cyborg Superman

July 10, 2009

I guess he’s now known as “The Cyborg,” dropping his last name like Jackee Harry did in the middle of 227, totally pissing off Florence from The Jeffersons. I bet Vic Stone got cheesed off when he found out that Cyborg Superman dropped his sur-supername and added a definite article. That’s got to be some [...]

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