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McG Wonder Woman

July 11, 2009

Wonder Woman has been portrayed as either the second-most powerful figure in the DC Universe (next to Superman) or a chick with a rope and a jet. I prefer the first interpretation. I mean, don’t get me wrong…chicks with ropes and jets are okay in my book, but really, what else do you bring to [...]

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McG Superman

July 11, 2009

What can you say about Superman that hasn’t already been said? The guy is a living (well, fictionally living) god, the Jesus-figure created by a couple of Jewish kids. I originally thought of going off on the Super Friends version of Superman, that the team was just a bunch of hangers-on compared to Superman’s nigh-invincibility. [...]

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McG Solomon Grundy

July 11, 2009

Solomon Grundy, grab you by your undies! That was Solomon Grundy’s battle cry when visiting Miami Beach for Spring Break ‘98.
1898, that is. See, according to the comics, Solomon is a murdered gangster who was dumped in a swamp. But not just any swamp. A magic swamp. But in comics, is there any other kind? [...]

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McG Sinestro

July 11, 2009

Somwhere in their infinite, giant-blue headed wisdom, the Guardians of Oa decided to give one of the most powerful devices in the universe to a someone named “Sinestro.” I wouldn’t hire this guy to work at Taco Bell, much less give him an apparatus that is only as strong as the bearer’s willpower. You know [...]

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McG Samurai

July 11, 2009

Samurai: it’s not just a Suzuki jeep that has a high tendency for rollovers: it’s a near-naked dude waiting to come and beat you down like you ain’t nothin’.
Samurai had powers that weren’t really samurai-like…first off, when he went to the costume store to get his duds, I’m pretty certain that the salesperson gave him [...]

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McG Riddler

July 11, 2009

Normally I’d say something real funny about the Riddler, but the thing is, everything funny about the Riddler has already been said. By one man.
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Riddler has had a TON of costume changes throughout his history–although if my costume started out as green pajamas, I’d be on the constant hunt for a better outfit. Why [...]

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McG Lex Luthor, Bronze Age

July 11, 2009

What’s the deal with purple + green = evil? I mean, we have Joker, Lex, Green Goblin, the Riddler, and the 1993 Milwaukee Bucks. The only two good guys who are green and purple are the Hulk and Grape Ape. I’m open to theories.
Modern America knows Lex as a business man or a real estate [...]

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