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McG Orion

July 11, 2009

Orion isn’t just a crappy studio anymore: it’s an Apokoliptian warrior!
Can’t say I know much about this fella, as I made him because I was majorly inspired by Bill Burns’ phenomenal custom. I never really thought of Orion as a neat character, but that was also before I saw him in action in the Superman [...]

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McG Mantis

July 11, 2009

I know a few things in life. Don’t lick the ice cube tray when it’s still in the freezer. Don’t do shots on an empty stomach. UPS doesn’t run on Saturdays. And Mantis is one creepy sumbitch.
I know nothing about this big-ass bug robot other than what the back of the Super Powers card tells [...]

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McG Kalibak

July 11, 2009

Super Friends Kalibak was all-talk and no action. Well, he was action, but it was this kind of moran action that really helps no one whatsoever. He’s the Biff Loman of the DC Universe, never doing anything well enough to impress his pop.
He’s freakishly strong, kinda like Sloth from The Goonies, but without the drug-laced [...]

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McG Golden Pharaoh

July 10, 2009

Can’t say I know a whole lot about this guy. Other than he’s golden. Living his life like it’s golden, living his life like it’s golden. And he forced me to learn the correct spelling of “pharaoh.” That’s a tough word for me. That one and sarcophagus. Thank god neither of these two come up [...]

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McG Desaad

July 10, 2009

The Iago of Apokolips, the thing that always skeeved me out the most with Desaad on the Super Powers show was that he sounded just like Clayton from Benson. I actually blame Desaad for screwing the election results–I mean, who won? Gatling or DuBois? Still keeps me up nights.
Desaad is actually one seriously f’ed up [...]

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McG Darkseid

July 10, 2009

Darkseid. Better known as John Wayne toilet paper: rough, tough, and didn’t take shit off nobody. Not his mongrel half-son Kalibak. Not even his loyal servant Desaad, who he zapped into a lawn clippings after getting too annoying.
Darkseid’s main goal in life is to find the Anti-Life Equation, which would supposedly give him control over [...]

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