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McG Toyman

July 11, 2009

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Jack Nimball that is. Get it? As in “Jack be nimble,” one of the first usages of Ebonics in children’s nursery rhymes. Doesn’t really make sense to have him named after a nursery rhyme that has nothing to do with toys, as the Toyman didn’t [...]

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McG Solomon Grundy

July 11, 2009

Solomon Grundy, grab you by your undies! That was Solomon Grundy’s battle cry when visiting Miami Beach for Spring Break ‘98.
1898, that is. See, according to the comics, Solomon is a murdered gangster who was dumped in a swamp. But not just any swamp. A magic swamp. But in comics, is there any other kind? [...]

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McG Sinestro

July 11, 2009

Somwhere in their infinite, giant-blue headed wisdom, the Guardians of Oa decided to give one of the most powerful devices in the universe to a someone named “Sinestro.” I wouldn’t hire this guy to work at Taco Bell, much less give him an apparatus that is only as strong as the bearer’s willpower. You know [...]

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McG Riddler

July 11, 2009

Normally I’d say something real funny about the Riddler, but the thing is, everything funny about the Riddler has already been said. By one man.
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Riddler has had a TON of costume changes throughout his history–although if my costume started out as green pajamas, I’d be on the constant hunt for a better outfit. Why [...]

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McG Lex Luthor, Bronze Age

July 11, 2009

What’s the deal with purple + green = evil? I mean, we have Joker, Lex, Green Goblin, the Riddler, and the 1993 Milwaukee Bucks. The only two good guys who are green and purple are the Hulk and Grape Ape. I’m open to theories.
Modern America knows Lex as a business man or a real estate [...]

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McG Gorilla Grodd

July 11, 2009

“Gorilla Grodd” seems a little superfluous. I mean, we can figure out that he’s a freaking gorilla. Not like if he called himself “Toaster Grodd” you’d be confused as to the origin of his species. And it’s not like we call Kal-El “Human Superman.” The comic book world is such specists.
But since I grew up [...]

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McG Giganta

July 10, 2009

Ah yes, the upskirt voyeur’s dream: Giganta. You’d think that if your main power was growing 50-feet tall, you would pick a lower body garment more clever than a dress. But no. When Giganta came to town, the townspeople broke out their lantern-hats for some vaginal spelunking.
In Giganta’s defense, the skirt-thing seemed to be a [...]

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