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McG Wonder Woman

July 11, 2009

Wonder Woman has been portrayed as either the second-most powerful figure in the DC Universe (next to Superman) or a chick with a rope and a jet. I prefer the first interpretation. I mean, don’t get me wrong…chicks with ropes and jets are okay in my book, but really, what else do you bring to [...]

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McG Wildcat

July 11, 2009

Duke has the Blue Devil. The University of Kentucky has this guy. For my favorite college team, the Arkansas Razorbacks, we get a stupid-ass Marvel character who’s a goddamned truck driver and wears a giant pig on his head. No lie. Hogs haven’t looked so undignified since they were mired in a custody battle between [...]

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McG Superman

July 11, 2009

What can you say about Superman that hasn’t already been said? The guy is a living (well, fictionally living) god, the Jesus-figure created by a couple of Jewish kids. I originally thought of going off on the Super Friends version of Superman, that the team was just a bunch of hangers-on compared to Superman’s nigh-invincibility. [...]

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McG Steel

July 11, 2009

There’s a whole site out there devoted to comic book covers that show Superman being a dick. You know, like Superman has Lois bent over his knee and is slapping her ass, with a little word balloon that says something like, “Beer me, poon!” or something equally derogatory. So what if you were on the [...]

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McG Speedy

July 11, 2009

In the 1940’s, everybody had to have a sidekick. Kind of like in the 1990’s, when everyone had to own a copy of Pearl Jam’s Ten. Captain America had Bucky, Batman had Robin, Human Torch–a freaking robot–had Toro. And since Green Arrow was a Batman knockoff in those days, the writers stuck him with a [...]

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McG Sand

July 11, 2009

And the winner for Least Creative Superhero Name goes to…SAND!
Considering that the guy’s power is to–wait for it–turn into forms of soil, I supposed we’re lucky he didn’t name himself “Dirt.” Although that sounds like some kind of lame-ass grungey/slackery character that would be created for the X-Men. You know, like his power would be [...]

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McG Red Tornado

July 11, 2009

The Silver Age Red Tornado has always been a personal favorite of mine. I remember having some kind of JLA books-on-tape thing that involved the Satellite-era JLA, and Red Tornado had some relevance to the story. If anyone can identify this book, please let me know. I’ll pay cash. And by cash I mean I’ll [...]

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