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McG Hourman II

July 15, 2009

Hourman’s power is that he takes a pill that makes him awesome for one hour at a time. Seriously. Maybe he should consider playing for the San Francisco Giants. Yeah, that’s right, Bonds! I’m callin’ you out! You and me, right here, right now!
So Hourman’s on the junk. Who cares? So is 75% of the [...]

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McG Wildcat

July 11, 2009

Duke has the Blue Devil. The University of Kentucky has this guy. For my favorite college team, the Arkansas Razorbacks, we get a stupid-ass Marvel character who’s a goddamned truck driver and wears a giant pig on his head. No lie. Hogs haven’t looked so undignified since they were mired in a custody battle between [...]

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McG Golden Age Starman

July 11, 2009

The Golden Age Starman is just a gorgeous catastrophe of a superhero design if there ever were one. First off, for his suit, he chooses to cover every single part of his body…EXCEPT HIS FACE. Good choice there, bonehead. Then he pulls an LL and makes his hat like a shark’s fin. And I have [...]

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McG Golden Age Sandman

July 11, 2009

Wesley Dodds would corral crooks by using his gas-gun, a big honkin’ revolver looking thing that emitted a mist that would knock out the bad guys. Few people realize that the gas gun wasn’t Wesley’s first attempt at lulling his crooks to sleep. The first iteration of his crime-busting gear involved Chips Ahoy and a [...]

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McG Sand

July 11, 2009

And the winner for Least Creative Superhero Name goes to…SAND!
Considering that the guy’s power is to–wait for it–turn into forms of soil, I supposed we’re lucky he didn’t name himself “Dirt.” Although that sounds like some kind of lame-ass grungey/slackery character that would be created for the X-Men. You know, like his power would be [...]

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McG Hawkman

July 11, 2009

When Geoff Johns rebooted Hawkman’s convoluted origin, he answered the one question that had been burning in the minds of fanboys everywhere: no, you don’t have to wear red underwear on the outside of your pants to kick ass. Sorry, Superman.
I was in the middle of making Hawkman when DC Direct announced the third wave [...]

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McG Hawkgirl

July 11, 2009

Judy Jetson, Lois Griffin, Fairchild, and Hawkgirl top my list of completely hittable comic females. I know that the new version of Hawkgirl is a little on the butch side, and I normally go for the Power Girl body-types. Well, Power Girl without the muscles. So basically, I’m into giant racks.
Anyway, the current version of [...]

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