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McG Green Lantern, Tomar-Tu

July 15, 2009

Tomar-Tu. How best to descibe this guy? Hm. Well, first you take a fish. An orange fish. And then you put a parrot beak on him. Or maybe it’s a squid beak. Regardless. Then you give him a big-ass headfin. Kinda like a swordfish. After that, you give him ears that looks like Prince Charles [...]

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McG Solomon Grundy

July 11, 2009

Solomon Grundy, grab you by your undies! That was Solomon Grundy’s battle cry when visiting Miami Beach for Spring Break ‘98.
1898, that is. See, according to the comics, Solomon is a murdered gangster who was dumped in a swamp. But not just any swamp. A magic swamp. But in comics, is there any other kind? [...]

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McG Sinestro

July 11, 2009

Somwhere in their infinite, giant-blue headed wisdom, the Guardians of Oa decided to give one of the most powerful devices in the universe to a someone named “Sinestro.” I wouldn’t hire this guy to work at Taco Bell, much less give him an apparatus that is only as strong as the bearer’s willpower. You know [...]

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McG Major Force

July 11, 2009

Major Force isn’t just a clever pun on words…um. Hm. Anyway, Major Force isn’t just a gold a purply guy: he’s a girlfriend-killing, refrigerator-stuffing madman!
I became familar with this cat when I started reading Green Lantern after Kyle Rayner took over. Major Force was the guy who quickly became a jackass in my book after [...]

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McG Green Lantern, Soranik Natu

July 11, 2009

When Katma Tui got whacked, it created a void of magenta-skinned Green Lantern Corps females. Specific, ain’t it? Anyway, Soranik Natu has stepped up to the plate (or was forced up to the plate) to take the mantle of the magenta-skinned ring-bearer for her (and Sinestro’s) home planet of Korugar, who, thanks to Sinestro’s days [...]

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McG Green Lantern, Abin Sur

July 10, 2009

Abin Sur is kind of like the Pete Best of Green Lanterns. His replacement was far more famous than he ever was. Such is the taint and torment of Abin Sur’s legacy.
lol
I said “taint.”
Anyway, Abin Sur sired Amon Sur, who, for a time, was running around sullying his father’s name.
Gee, I sure hope a leader [...]

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McG Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner

July 10, 2009

When DC replaced Hal Jordan with a new Green Lantern in 1994, there were a lot of pissed-off people. Not me. See, I’m always for shakeup if it gets some good stories out of it and not just for some cheap shock-factor (like when Marvel killed off Mr. Fantastic and insisted he was dead). And [...]

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