My week in tweets! (2010-01-03)

• My underwear is *always* weaponized. #
• Rush Limbaugh: chest pains but not dead. Which can only mean that The One Ring has not yet been tossed into the fires of Mt. Doom. #
• Automatic New Year's resolution in case you can't think of one: stop being such a douche. #
• May 2010 bring your health, happiness & joy. Unless I don't particularly care for you. Then may 2010 bring you shingles and self-doubt. #
• My New Year's resolution: I'm going to give religion another shot. #
• Yeah, didn't work out. Oh, well. I tried my best. #
• My 2009 in Tweets & Facebook updates, part III: http://is.gd/5JDGM #
• Suffering from insomnia? Switch it over to the Liberty Bowl. omfzzz. #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Storm by Tim Minchin (with text) http://youtu.be/UB_htqDCP-s?a #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Ricky Gervais Explains Creation http://youtu.be/u9bk4_SRcwE?a #
• KFC Fiery Grilled Wings FTW. #

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