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McG Green Lantern, Abin Sur

by Swass! on July 10, 2009

Abin Sur is kind of like the Pete Best of Green Lanterns. His replacement was far more famous than he ever was. Such is the taint and torment of Abin Sur’s legacy.

lol

I said “taint.”

Anyway, Abin Sur sired Amon Sur, who, for a time, was running around sullying his father’s name.

Gee, I sure hope a leader never has an incomplete legacy end unspectacularly only to have his heir come in and screw up the family name even further by striking fear and terror into the hearts of the Earth’s citizens.

Hm.

The Universal Law of Abin Sur Customs goes like this: if you have a spare body and a bald head, you’ll make an Abin Sur. Not because you think he’s awesome (he’s not) and not because you think he’s interesting (which he isn’t). Much like the ugly chick at bar closing time, I did it because all the right parts were there.

1. Get a bald head.

2. Get a body.

3. Make an Abin Sur.

4. Do the Cabbage Patch*

*Cabbage Patch-doing is optional

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