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My week in tweets! (2010-02-07)

by Swass! on February 7, 2010

Either someone microwaved a tasty-smelling lunch or they have foul-smelling BO. #
sometimes I wonder if it's worth it…maybe I should just end it all… http://is.gd/7CJ1N #
I used #Shazam to discover Saturday Night Live by Masta Ace http://www.shazam.com/music/web/track?id=44832157 #
Top 10 Reasons Why The World Won't End in 2012: http://is.gd/7I1BF (suspiciously leaving off my "Palin Elected; We're All Fucked" theory) #
Vonn SI cover too sexy? http://bit.ly/bGSIDa The other pose SI put her in: looking backwards between her legs while spelling the word "run." #
Congratulations, Stephenie Meyer! You're now #2 in godawful prose. Ladies and ladies: I give you NASCAR romance novels. http://is.gd/7MnkT #

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My week in tweets! (2010-01-31)

January 31, 2010

Horizontal evolution: fascinating. http://is.gd/79POh #

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My week in tweets! (2010-01-24)

January 24, 2010

RT @jmechner: "Returning violence for violence multiplies violence… Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that." MLK #
I favorited a YouTube video — Pietro Mascagni: Cavalleria rusticana – Intermezzo http://youtu.be/7OvsVSWB4TI?a #
A person is smart. People are stupid. #
Good on you, Cindy McCain. Now if only your eyes didn't look like one of the [...]

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My week in tweets! (2010-01-17)

January 17, 2010

I bet CNN's coverage of The Rapture would make for some interesting-ass TV. #
Social networking finally proves its worth with its bra color posts. Ladies, now I only have to do half the job to undress you in my mind. #
Team Conan here. #
Who will be the next Fantasia? Taylor? Jordin? I gasp in anticipation [...]

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My week in tweets! (2010-01-10)

January 10, 2010

So really, restraining orders are kinda like a real-life Facebook "hide" feature. #
I favorited a YouTube video — Seinfeld theme song – double bass solo http://youtu.be/GMDz8Z8knGc?a #
The God Fraud: Sam Harris responds to Karen Armstrong | Foreign Policy: http://bit.ly/7kJEE8 via @addthis #
Awake. Nightmare. Involved high speed chase from cops, drugs, and I think a sea [...]

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My week in tweets! (2010-01-03)

January 3, 2010

My underwear is *always* weaponized. #
Rush Limbaugh: chest pains but not dead. Which can only mean that The One Ring has not yet been tossed into the fires of Mt. Doom. #
Automatic New Year's resolution in case you can't think of one: stop being such a douche. #
May 2010 bring your health, happiness & joy. [...]

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My week in tweets! (2009-12-27)

December 27, 2009

"Natural causes?" At 32? Yeah. If you're a Cockatiel. #brittanymurphy #
Just realized how dirty Elvis's "Santa Claus is Back in Town" is. Like staring @ a Magic Eye pic for hours and then seeing a giant penis. #
Wrote a bit today and met a new person. Good to see you again, muse. #
New Lindsayism courtesy [...]

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